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| User: | intervigilum (218309)  The Heartwarming Tale Of One Girl's Quest To Become The Ultimate Motherfucker
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| Name: | meris ann, person of some sort | |||||
| Website: | Amazon Wish List (greedgreed) | |||||
| Location: | Wichita, Kansas, United States | |||||
| Birthdate: | 1984-12-14 | |||||
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| Bio: |  Meris is a vaguely humanoid girl type of some sort. She lives on her own with her Dark Force mate Amon, a fuzzy Australian Shepherd (AKA wookie). She toils away at Starbucks and works on her exciting history degree, and smokes too much and "Do this long enough, you'll get a taste for it A six pack of Coke and a bottle of Jack Whatever you do is your luck after that" --Tori Amos, "Code Red" "How could I be so immature to think he would replace the missing elements in me? how extremely lazy of me" --Bjork, "Immature" "Rain falls, I fix my eyes Let go of the focus and I blur out all the lines Just to remember, remember Crying 'cause it's not my fault Water through my lashes look just like Christmas lights And I still remember, remember" --Neko Case, "Stinging Velvet" Meris is a "snoty" elitist--meaning that she usually enjoys finding the intelligence in a particular community, or the best of a particular thing--and then she cleaves to it. Bad music (top 40 radio), bad literature, bad fanfiction, bad film, bad food, and general dumb-assed-ness are guaranteed to send her from zero to fucking crazy bitch in .000654 seconds flat. And that ain't no shit. She is too skinny. She has some sort of strange affinity for anime, video games, obscure music, and books. Spike Spiegel, Amon, Leon Scott Kennedy, and Bob Dylan are her dream men. At fifteen she dated someone seven and a half years older than her for two and a half years. At nineteen she married a Marine she barely saw. (She is a fan of lost causes, one might be led to believe.) Several Tori Amos albums, several Neko Case albums, several Bob Dylan albums, one Pink Floyd album, one White Stripes album, and a TV On The Radio album describe her life. She collects religious items, but is not religious in the least. She used to drive a white, somewhat ridiculous station wagon. She's since upgraded to a cherry red truck that kind of looks like a toy. She might be and probably is completely insane. -------------------------------------------------------------- CURRENTLY/CURRENT: updated whenever meris scratches her ass and gets bored READING: NOTHING! holy crap, i need to find more school books for papers O_O WRITING: Le giant research papers. MUSICAL OBSESSIONS: And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Feist, country radio stations HAIR COLOUR: Black. Did I mention I have grey hairs now? FOOD OBSESSION: Tasty instant Filipino noodle bowls my grandma Corazon gave me. Also, Honey Bunches of Oats (with almonds, please)> SBUX DRINK: I HAVE BEEN DRINKING HOT COFFEE. IT IS A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE. WEATHER: spring is trying to arrive. Every other day remains winter, though. ---------------------------------------------------------------  In Soviet Russia, colorbar loves you!  Leon S. Kennedy is one Sexy Motherfucker | |||||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | |||||
| Interests: | 150: 1602, absinthe, angst for angst's sake, ani difranco, ass slapping, banana yoshimoto, bawbahwhadaabaaa, being generally epic, being generally pervy, big noses, bjork, blonde redhead, bob dylan, boogiepop phantom, books, bum jugs, burninating, cheese, chinese buffets, chris redfield hates minorities, cibo matto, cigarettes, coffee, cooking, cowboy bebop, craggy old hockey dads, crocheting, cute japanese shit, death metal, deftones, denim as a lifestyle, denying myself sleep, disassociative fugues, disembowling rude customers, doorstop love, egg salad, epic historian fuckery, falling down stairs, fanfiction, fat pets, final fantasy, finnish hockey players, flcl, forensics shows, full metal jacket, general smuttiness, giant plastic jewelry, gin, harry potter, haruki murakami, hating cockroaches, hating peter forsberg, hellsing, high school history teaching, history, hockey, iceland, jack the ripper, japan, kimi wa petto, leon kennedy cocking guns, leon kennedy's morals, leon scott kennedy, leon vs craggy dads, leon's seventies porn stache, lip gloss, little red trucks, long nails, love, making jewelry, marlboro reds, massive attack, mastodon, mike nelson, mindless self indulgence, mister john self, mr. bubby the dog, mst3k, my bloody valentine, nameless street corners, names no one has, neon genesis evangelion, nintendo, obscenity, ohnoes!!!1, old clothing, old datsun zs, omgwtfbbq, pants-free zones, patchouli, pickled garlic cloves, pink floyd, pollo de luther, portishead, random acts of fangirling, reading, religious icons, resident evil, riesling, rpgs, salsa, samurai champloo, satan, saying the word fuck, scarlett o' haras, scattergories, secretly perving sidney crosby, serial killers, sigur ros, slayer, snark, special man friends, spicy peanut sauce, spike spiegel, spunk on counters, starbucks, stealing street signs, step one: remove pants, super mario 2, swearing, sylvia plath, tactical espionage action, tap dancing poorly, ted hughes, teemu selanne's name, the black plague, the pillows, the sandman, the sugarcubes, the white stripes, thrift stores, tiem macheens, toast with mayonnaise, tom robbins, tori amos, tv on the radio, used books, video game boys, video games, vikings, wa wa wee wah, waffle house, war movies, wasabi, wearing jeans year-round, ween, weird comics, wine, witch hunter robin, xenogears | |||||
| Schools: | Fountain Hills High School - Fountain Hills, AZ (1999 - 2002) Scottsdale Community College - Scottsdale, AZ (2002 - 2003) Butler Community College - McConnell - Wichita, KS (2004 - 2005) College of Charleston - Charleston, SC (2005 - 2007) Wichita State University - Wichita, KS (2007 - present) | |||||
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